It’s gift-giving time again, and as always, N’DIGO took the time to shop for the top trending celebrities, singers, reality stars, and politicians and give them the perfect gift to make their 2023 complete!
N’DIGO drew from the top headlines in 2023 to suggest what gifts would bring Christmas cheer, stability, and perhaps guidance to the recipients who made our coveted wish list.
Let’s celebrate the true meaning of Christmas by spreading love and cheer!
Remember to “Dance Like Frosty, Shine Like Rudolph, and Give Like Santa!
N’DIGO would like to thank each of you for your support and wish the BEST holiday season to you and your family!
Christmas Gifts for 2023!
Beyoncé – An Oscar and the TIME Person of the Year Award
Jay Z – A Haircut and a Diamond Cut Facial
Tyler Perry – A Woman Way Cross Town
Oprah – An Electric Car
Fantasia Barino – A Golden Globe or Oscar Best Actress Win
Jennifer Hudson – A New Album with Quincy Jones and Chance the Rapper
Gayle King – A Silky Bonnet
Charles Barkley – A Ticket to “The Wiz”
The Chicago Bears – Everything New
Donald Trump – A Monopoly Game
Mayor Eric Adams – An Exchange City Program “We Want Eric.”
P. Diddy – The Resurrection of Attorney Johnny Cochran
Melania Trump – A Divorce and Witness Protection Program
Trump’s Children – A Dose of Truth Serum
Destiny’s Child – A Worldwide Reunion Tour
Usher – A Strip Club at the Super Bowl
Serena Williams – The renaming of Wimbleton to the Williams Tournament
The Rock – A Jet Ticket Out of Hawaii
Kevin Hart – An Invoice for His Ex-Wife for “Seniority“
Mayor Brandon Johnson – A new suit from Ralph Lauren, a haircut from Larry’s Barber Shop, and a book on government and council sessions
Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot – Re-election, New Campaign Slogan “Come Back Lori, COME BACK!“
Alderman William E. Hall – A 6th Ward mandate, a prayer, and a new job as “The Assistant.”
President Joe Biden – A Caretaker with Re-Election
The Obamas – A Spaceship Ride
Don Lemon – Replaces Charles Barkley on King Charles
Rev. Al Sharpton – A Chicago office, Private jet, and a viral Tik-Tok dance in Harlem
Rapper Jeezy – Nia Long and a Grammy
Wendy Williams – Breast reduction and new legs for a new show
Elon Musk – A private toilet
Prince Harry and Megan Markle – A slow boat to Wales to collect his Grandmas’s inheritance
